The Best Donna Lamonsoff Quotes

Eric: Whoa. Okay, you sure you want to go with those boots, honey? I know you bedazzled them yourself. I'm just wondering if they'll attract too much attention, you know, from outer space.
Donna: It's the last day of school, and Mom said I'm free to express myself.
Eric: Oh, building the confidence right there with R2-D2.

Donna: Dad, hurry up. I want to go on the other rides.
Eric: Just a minute. Don't worry, we'll get to ride all of them.
Donna: Are you making a sissy? You know they make a chemical that turns urine blue.
Eric: No, that's just a myth.
Donna: [as the urine is turning blue] Oh, my God! You're embarrassing me!

Marcus: Hey Lenny, remember when we'd come here after we got wasted?
Donna: [Hearing what Marcus just said] What's wasted?
Lenny: Nice one, Higgins. Wasted is when you have a hankering for ice cream.
[All the kids are talking about wanting to get wasted]
Donna: I want to get wasted every day of my life.
Becky: I want to get chocolate wasted.