The Best Dorothy Quotes

[ring-ring, no one answers the phone...]
Jake: [as he hangs up] Ahh, eat me.
Howard: Who was it? Well what did they want?
Dorothy: [shocked] Sex.

Howard: Dong. Where is my automobile?
Long: Oto-mo-biiile?
[laughing]
Long: [Imitating race car. Imitating crash] Lake. Big Lake.
Dorothy: Why, you little scuzzbag!
[She kicks Dong in the groin]