The Best Jim Baker Quotes

Jim: Why do you think you're a dork? I don't think you're a dork. I don't think Mom thinks you're a dork.
Samantha: Mike thinks I'm a dork.
Jim: Mike *is* a dork.

Jim: That's why they call them crushes. If they were easy, they'd call 'em something else.

Mike: [about Ginny] Dad, she's got her period. Should make for an interesting honeymoon, huh?
Jim: Where are you learning that stuff?
Mike: School.
Jim: Good. I get my money's worth.