The Best Abbott Quotes

Abbott: Don't touch me. Come on, I told ya, I'm not kidding, don't touch me.
Maj. Margaret "Hot Lips" Houlihan: You don't give the orders here.
Abbott: I hate your guts.
Maj. Margaret "Hot Lips" Houlihan: My guts are not here for you to love.

Abbott: I don't want him touching me.
Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce: You don't have any choice; he's a doctor.
Maj. Frank Burns: So shut your yap.
Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce: You can tell he's a doctor by his bedside manner.