The Best Jenkins Quotes

Jenkins: Halt! Who goes there?
Cpl. Walter "Radar" O'Reilly: It's me.
Jenkins: Halt or I'll shoot.
Cpl. Walter "Radar" O'Reilly: I can't get more halted.

Jenkins: Halt! Who goes there?
Cpl. Walter "Radar" O'Reilly: It's the colonel!
Jenkins: [stands down] Oh, sorry. Go ahead.
Col. Sherman T. Potter: Don't you wanna know the password?
Jenkins: I already know it, sir.
Col. Sherman T. Potter: You're trembling, son. Are you scared?
Jenkins: No, sir. Just cold, sir.
Col. Sherman T. Potter: If you had any brains you'd be scared.